How Smart Is He?

How Smart Is He?
By Larry Linville

He talks like he know all
He thinks he's a whiz
If he was half as smart as he thinks
He'd be twice as smart as he is.

He likes you to ask him questions
Give him a very big quiz
If he was half as smart as he thinks
He'd be twice as smart as he is.

He speaks at length about the arts
And talks about show biz
If he was half as smart as he thinks
He'd be twice as smart as he is.

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