WD-40 Or Fight

WD-40 Or Fight
Larry Linville

He shared some good news with the guys.
To most of them it was a surprise.
Their coffee group looked for the latest
and felt that made them the greatest.

At their age aches and pains are not new
and they always welcome a new view.
He said, “I’ve found some good new, guys,
I promise it’s not a bunch of lies.”

They always proclaimed it is true
‘cause so many tried to fool you.
They looked around and then they winked.
Other than that nobody blinked.

“Have you tried WD-40?” he inquired.
He knew they would all be very inspired.
“My arthritis has quit hurting me,
and no other reason that could be.”

Because they respected this good friend
they tried very hard to comprehend.
And each rushed out to a hardware store
and bought a can to spray on their sore.

Now they gather for coffee each day
and pass around a can and spray.
It costs them quite a bit of money
And really makes the coffee taste funny.