Big Black Fly
By Larry R Linville

A big black fly’s been bothering me.
He has been at it this whole day.
I just went out to mow the lawn
but he thought it was time to play.

When I backed the riding mower out
he started making his assault.
I don’t know why he picked on me
I am sure I was not at fault.


There could have been just one lone fly
it seemed like there were many more
but when you’re mowing and swatting
there is no time for keeping score.

He landed on my nose and ears
and returned to my nose again.
When he landed right upon my lips
I was wondering where he’d been.

Now I’ve finished mowing the yard
and I’ve put the mower away
I have been inside for quite a while
wondering where he’s gone to play.