Goat Latin
By larry r Linville

A university study
About the bleating of goats
Found they have various accents
Which may have to do with their throats.

I learned of this on the radio
They told of the studies they did
Please don’t think I’m pulling your leg
On this topic I would not kid.

Each herd has its own frequency
And they follow voices the same
When the goats hear that special pitch
There’s no need to recall the name.

So Billy and Nanny and kids
All speak the same language it’s true
And if you were also a goat
They possibly may talk to you.