If God Created With A Computer

The Sunday School teacher started my mind moving on Sunday. He used the idea of a computer as God was creating. I wrote a few notes and then I'm followed up on it this week. Here it is. Enjoy!

If God Created With a Computer
By Larry R. Linville

In the beginning God sat at a giant computer
It must have been an Apple!
But a Dell dude would have been much cuter.
He Googled many topic until he found E-Bay.
He wasn’t sure how it worked
So he opened it up and shopped away.
One by one he filled that cart
He ordered light to balance out the dark.
He knew it would be needed when Noah built the ark.
Next he got some firmament
It was really out of this world.
He got water to put over it
And under it – water whirled
He saw some land and dried it out
And filled it with trees and plants and weeds.
He thought this might help out with food
And other things he’d need.
There was a special on Suns, moons, and stars
He got a multitude of the stars
Along with a great big telescope
In case there was a Mars.
Finally he added flying things and creeping things and such.
Bugs and mosquitoes and gnats, I think.
The creeping things were cows and pigs
And some skunks to raise a stink.
He hit that “check out” button
And it tallied up the cost.
He could truly use his MASTER CARD
Because he was the boss.
The order submitted – now he must wait
Three to five days was delivery time.
There was a great big hush
He only had one day to rest
So he had to mark it, “Rush.”

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