From Customer Support To Brother In Christ

From Customer Support to Brother in Christ
By Larry R. Linville

My life goes into panic mode
When my computer doesn't work.
I know it's filled with demons
Which destroy my thinking.
So with my shaking fingers
I called for technical support
“This call is being monitored”
“Select the number”
I don’t know what number.
Now I have that soft music
Will I be able to understand him?
Oh, the music stopped
I’m going to finally talk to a human
Wow, his accent isn’t bad
I wonder how my accent is to him?
My name should be Smith – Linville is so hard to spell.
I can understand his question so I don’t sound technically stupid --
At least not too much.
Oops, I let him know I’m a minister!
How about that – he’s studying to be one too.
He’s starting and I’m concluding
But we already have this sense of oneness
He’s trying so hard to learn how to remember all that Bible stuff
So here’s how I did Sunday’s sermon.
I hope that was helpful.
You know I have a friend that I’ve never seen
A person who also feels God’s call.
Thank you, God, for starting my day on such a high note!

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